It is with great sorrow that I announce the passing or Mulletude guitarest Erik Von Carhart. Erik was killed last night in a spectacular boat exploshun in the retention pond outside of his trailer court (see picture). We'll be collecting his remains with a pool skimmer later today if anyone would like to join us. Calling hours will be held at the street meat cart outside of the Village Gate between 1:00 and 1:08 p.m. tomorrow. There will be no funeral ceremony since nobody replied to the facebook invite that was mysteriously sent out prior to his deth.
In other news: Mulletude is on the serch for a NEW GUITAREST! If you can shred with the likes of CC Deville, Carlos Cavazo, and Jake E. Lee then show up at Erik's calling hours. Bring food. You must have your own gear and drug connection/lab. Pleese leave your illigitamates at home. No nagging baby mamas either.
