Monday, July 30, 2007

The Final Countdown To Me Stabbing My Eardrums

The final countdown to Park Ave Fest is less than 5 days, but the final countdown to the most awesumly turrible performance on youtube is just seconds away.

Maybe Mayor Duff will have these guys headline musicfest next year.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Schedule on Sat. Aug. 4 at Prepp's

Papercut Ninjas start around 12:30 ish, Mulletude goes on at 3:30 ish. Ish being the operative word. Start your bender early.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Park Ave Fest - Sat Aug 4

Back were it all began baby! We're playing at Prepps again this year, not sure exactly what time but it doesn't matter. Get there at noon and drink all day. The more you drink the better we sound. Oh yeah.

For those of you who aren't familiar with park ave fest, it's hard to describe. But i'm going to try. You have booths everywhere filled with a bunch of garbage you couldn't pay me to take off your hands. Mayan inspired lawn ornuments, papaya flavored mustard, new age windchimes and kazoo duos peddling their noodlings on CDs that would be perfect background music if I ever decide i need to shoot myself in the face, stuff like that. Not only does all the stuff suck, it's really expensive. They need to start selling cool stuff like Samantha Fox posters and sweet fuzzy dice to hang from your rear view mirror

Anyway, for some reason, this collection of ex Dungeons and Dragons nerds selling their art class junk inspires two day benders from everyone in the neighborhood. If you have to pass out in someone's yard before going home to throw up in your sweater drawer, this is the weekend to do it.

So get there early on Saturday, it's gonna be crowded. We're working on more songs so tell your friends. Most of you will need to make friends first before you can tell them.