Tuesday, January 29, 2008

3 Days to Go

All hale the gods of rock. In 3 days, the bowels of the earth will rumble from the metal havoc we reek. Prepare to bow down and prostate thyselfs before the thunderous metal fury raining down on theee. For on Febuary first, hundreds of illegitimite future head banger spawn will be conceived in spite of mulletude's complete lack of means and desire to offer any child care what so ever. All who attend will overdose on genny soaked metal mayhem. And crystal meth. Your lives will be empty and unfulfilled from February 2 until the date of our next show but the memory of rock glory will live on almost as long as your tinnitis.