Stop uploading Guitar Hero videos to youtube. Please!

Ever since MTV stopped showing videos and started showing shows about how morbidly obese girls with bacne can get "made" into ballerinas, you tube is the way to watch videos by up and coming artists like Keel and Slaughter.

It's getting harder and harder to find the videos I want to watch because of all the dorks uploading their Guitar Hero videos.

When I want to watch Quiet Riot's awsome Metal Health (aka bang yer head), I want to see Kevin Dubrow (RIP), not some video tape of some dope playing a video game. I don't get this Guitar Hero crap. I tried hooking my Les Paul to my Intellivision and it didn't work.

I realize some of you might like pretending to be as cool as us by hitting green and blue buttons, and that's your purrogativ. But don't videotape and don't put it on the interweb. If playing it makes you a dork, then watching someone else play it would make you a level 20 dork.

For example

Freetime Ad

Big news, were feechured in a prominentlee displayed half inch by half inch ad in Freetime this week. We are so big time. You can't miss it if you read as slow as I do.

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3 Days to Go

All hale the gods of rock. In 3 days, the bowels of the earth will rumble from the metal havoc we reek. Prepare to bow down and prostate thyselfs before the thunderous metal fury raining down on theee. For on Febuary first, hundreds of illegitimite future head banger spawn will be conceived in spite of mulletude's complete lack of means and desire to offer any child care what so ever. All who attend will overdose on genny soaked metal mayhem. And crystal meth. Your lives will be empty and unfulfilled from February 2 until the date of our next show but the memory of rock glory will live on almost as long as your tinnitis.

Brilliant Youtube parity

Some Fin dude takes concert footage and overdubs his own dreadful guitar playing alont with other instruments. It sounds terrible but it sounds and looks like it's really coming out of the instruments played by famous musicians.

Here's Santana shredding



And here's Jake E. Lee with Ozzy. Ozzy's claps kill me.

Separated at Birth?

Mulletude fan Jeff M pointed out the following uncanney rezemblents

Joe Bleaux from Mulletude

Uncle Jesse from Jesse and the Rippers

Here's a clip of Uncle Jesse alternating between singing and pillow biting, song's called "Forever". As in, this song sucks so much it will haunt your nightmares for ever and as in rebecca romaine dumped him forever because she found him in bed with a guy. The 50 foot tall mutant babies at the 28 second mark scare me more than drug tests.

Rock of Love 2

The hottest one, Megan, apparently was on Beeauty and the geek and won it. Can you win two reality shows? I don't know.


Brett, if you don't pick her, Mulletude will.

There's also a hermaf..herrmaphruh...hermafroa...um there's a shemale on the show. She has a butchered accent, butchered implants, butchered collajen injunctions, and butchered junk. Don't do it Brett, she'll have you walking funny like somebody in an oz episode!



Bruce Dickinson said it best Brett. Run for the hills, run for your life!

Gig Flyer

Johnny Skoal stopped drinking long enough to whip up this flier on his Commodore 64. Id tell him not to quit his day job if he had a day job. Its pretty cool thou, would be better with naked chicks on it, but i still dig it.

(click to engorge)

Feb 1st details

Practices with Joe Bleaux are going really well aside from me feeling a little inadequate for not knowing the songs as well as he does even though I've played them a thowsand times. Feelings of inadekwasy are nothing new though, I can handle it.

On Feb 1, our opening band will be CNY's own Hooligan's Island. They rock.

Hooligan's Island site

They'll start at 9:30, don't miss em. We'll go on at 11 or so.

New drummer: Joe Bleaux

After Nate St. Ides left the band, we searched far and wide from Hilton to Herkimer for a replaisment and his name is Joe Bleaux. Had our first practice with him today and he rocked well. We'll be busting out new ones on Febuary 1st, fear not, the well is not yet dry.