We'll be rocking Prepp's yet again this year. We'll go on at 3, Hooligan's Island and Papercut Ninjas will open starting at noon. The sooner you get there, the better we'll sound because you will be a cross eyed mess.
For those of you unfamiliar with park ave fest, i'll give another sin op sis. Who am I kidding, you all no about it, but i'm going to summer eyes it anyway.
Park Ave Fest is a glorious weekend where thousands of people get so drunk that they make sure to fall asleep face down so as not to choke on their own puke and wake up with mystery injuries. All this is under some phony pre tense of celebrating a crappy crafts festival where smelly developmentally challenged hippie morons try to sell you pomegranite hemp mustard and camp good days and special times boondogles. No one who enjoys park ave fest buys anything except for fried food. If you like the crafts, you will not like us.
