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Cinco de Mullet poster

Johnny Skoal continues to impress with his mad skills on the Tandy TRS80.

Please feel free to decorate your trailer and/or mom's basement and/or jail cell.

Inside peek at Mulletude's gig preparation

Below is a transcript of discussions for next week

Jon: Are we going to do Rebel Yell? Completely unsolicited, that was Jerremy’s birthday song request.
Erik: ok, IF we do that then we need a second guitarist - and keys are uber important.......but unlike the trooper, etc, it's easy
Jon: Can Sean do it?
Erik: I think so
Joe: I know so
Pat: Sweet. I’m a big advocate of as much sean as possible. I’m also a big advocate of as little of erik’s life as possible
Erik: things you advocate have a habit of not coming to fruition -- for example, let's take a look at some of the other things you have advocated, like losing your virginity, having friends, keeping some form of hairline, and not being a flower-sniffing toolbag
Pat: I’m torn between wanting you to die in an instant or in a long, drawn out, painful way. Instant death would spare us the misfortune of having to tolerate your idiocy for another second, but it would also take away the joy I would feel knowing that your demise was cruel and agonizing.
Jon: Maybe we can tie him to the spoiler of that little plastic toy rally car he drives and drag him over the 2 million or so pot holes on 490. The screams of pain will make up for the additional idiocy we have to endure as he squeezes a few final moments out of his woefully pathetic life.
Erik: I would love to see the 2 hapless boy wonders, who can barely mow a lawn, figure out how to secure ANYTHING to a car using rope....
Jon: Who said anything about rope, I was going to nail you feet to the spoiler and let your gigantic, mis-shaped head bounce off the road like a bocce ball.
Erik: that requires a hammer -- do you even know what a hammer looks like?
Pat: Guy redoes one kitchen with a half traffic light/half roman bathhouse motif and he thinks he’s bob vila. I hope your confusion over red green and yellow continue at an extremely busy intersection.
Erik: I dont think I am bob villa - I just think jon is a worthless dumbass

After all that, we've found that Rebel Yell is a worthy addition to the set

Playlist of all our heroes

Here's a bunch of videos of songs played by our heroes that we cover - consider this a homework assignment for those of you who might not know all our songs, it'll make
cinqo de mullet even more fun for you.

Although we'll be learning everything in spanish so maybe you don't want to bother...

cada rosa tiene su espina
el amor le da un mal nombre
vierta un poco de azúcar sobre mí

For those of you who rock and know every song and then some, hopefully this playlist makes it convenient for you to rock out while you work

http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0387479BE54FAAFE

Mulletude behind the scenes

People may realize how consumed the members of Mulletude are with rocking and knocking up chicks. People probably don't realize that we're also consumed with hatred for each other. Here are some greatest hits from emails back and forth.

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What was Bret Michael's thinking?

Last night was the Rock of Love II finale. Yet again, he went with the self-respecting flat-chested one (Ambre) over the silicon enhanced train wreck with daddy issues (Daisy). What makes it worse is that Ambre is 37. What's the point of being in a band if you're going to fool around with broads your own age? Picking Ambre over Daisy was dumbre than picking Jess over Heathre. At least Jess was young.

Rumblings of a June show

We have shows on May 2 and July 11 (May show inside at High Fidelity, July show outside at the High Fidelity East End Fest Stage). There are whispers of a Friday, June 6th show inside at High Fidelity after the first East End Fest of the year wraps up. I was hoping it would be on Friday the 13th, but i was wrong

Dokken "Breaking the Chains" on Youtube

**this is an old post but the youtube video we posted had been pulled, but here it is again**

Last knight we practiced over at Von Carhart's trailer and Erik found a killer version of Breaking the Chains on Youtube. Check out the fan in the bottom right corner at the 50 second mark. He gets a ten for mulletude agression! That is how you rock people. I hope he comes to our shows this weekend.

Update

In addition to our Stinko de Mullet (don't go thinking that it's on May 5th, we do it 3 days earlier, can't get furloughs on mondays), we'll also be doing a series of June shows on the Fast Fairy. We've also lined up slots at the Horizontal Boogie Bar, Silver Stadium, Renaissance Square, and Centers. Details to come

Also, we're changing our set to consist solely of Stryper. To hell with the Devil! Jesus rules Satan drools