How have we not commented on this? We've dropped the ball.
Anyway, as you probably already know, Rock of Love was based on the fawlty premis that Bret Michaels needs to find one special lady to settle down with.
Then, at the climactic moment of the show, Bret asks the final too ladies (Jess was hot in a futuristic early 21 century kinda way and Brandy who was way hotter in a timeless 80s make out in a dumpster kind of way) if they'd be willing to both be his girlfriend. Great question, Bret, I like how you think.
Then, much to my shagrinn, Bret picks the girl (Jess) that wouldn't be willing to share him. Right question, wrong answer!
Bret Michaels is choosing monogummy, Bon Jovi is playing on CMT - my world is turning upside down.