Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Preparation for the gig
Erik: I am picking up the gym membership today at 4, and I am grabbing the Good Guys Pizza gift card tomorrow. I think Minnow is going to go collect the one from the Wintonaire, unless someone objects to that...
Pat: I object to your existence
What's the German word for holy crap tonight is going to rock your nuts off?
That's what's in store tonight at German House.
I can't control myself today. I'm drinkin way faster than I normully do in the morning at my day job.
If you don't have tix, don't pretend like you have something better to do until 10:30 (we know you don't) - we're gonna have a big crowd because we're awesome and Jerremy gets more love than Steve Phillips gets from fat girls that look like me.
I can't control myself today. I'm drinkin way faster than I normully do in the morning at my day job.
If you don't have tix, don't pretend like you have something better to do until 10:30 (we know you don't) - we're gonna have a big crowd because we're awesome and Jerremy gets more love than Steve Phillips gets from fat girls that look like me.
October 30 at the German House!
Dear Mullet-mulitia,
It's that time of year again... Our annual Halloween show will take place the night before Halloween. For you math-letes our there, that means Friday, October 30! Why? Simple. We understand that our loyal fans have many, many illegitimate kids from as far away as Wayne and Genesee Counties. This will give you, their court appointed guardians, an opportunity to feed the kids for a week on Halloween candy. So you are free to trick or treat on Saturday and proceed to put yourself into a diabetic coma from too many Malo cups, Nekko wafers and MD 20/20.
We also want you to know that Mulletude cares. Not just about hookers and blow, but also about the loyal fans that support our lifestyles. One of our favorites, Jerremy Lorch, suffered a paralyzing spinal injury in August. Proceeds from the Halloween show will go to support his need for an accessible van so he won't miss the next show. Check out his blog at http://www.jerremyrocks.org/. And remember, if you were injured in an accident, we would do the same for you! So please, buy a ticket, come support a good cause, and get black-out drunk for devil’s sake!
It's that time of year again... Our annual Halloween show will take place the night before Halloween. For you math-letes our there, that means Friday, October 30! Why? Simple. We understand that our loyal fans have many, many illegitimate kids from as far away as Wayne and Genesee Counties. This will give you, their court appointed guardians, an opportunity to feed the kids for a week on Halloween candy. So you are free to trick or treat on Saturday and proceed to put yourself into a diabetic coma from too many Malo cups, Nekko wafers and MD 20/20.
We also want you to know that Mulletude cares. Not just about hookers and blow, but also about the loyal fans that support our lifestyles. One of our favorites, Jerremy Lorch, suffered a paralyzing spinal injury in August. Proceeds from the Halloween show will go to support his need for an accessible van so he won't miss the next show. Check out his blog at http://www.jerremyrocks.org/. And remember, if you were injured in an accident, we would do the same for you! So please, buy a ticket, come support a good cause, and get black-out drunk for devil’s sake!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Mulletude on craigslist
Usually we stick to the casual encounters section, but this time we're in the musicians forum
http://rochester.craigslist.org/muc/1441281749.html
http://rochester.craigslist.org/muc/1441281749.html
Friday, October 9, 2009
Feel the love
Jon: Do either of you have a high res version of our logo or the original file that Fish did?
Pat: Did a quick check don’t think I have it, will look some more later
Erik: No pat, He's not talking about the rainbow logo you have used all too often
Jon: Swing by your place at 8:30?
Erik: as long as its from a noose
Erik: Listen, I just wanted to remind everyone, that between the velvet lies, there's a truth that's hard as steel
Let's try and keep that in mind
Pat: Hopefully you’re the opposite of the vision that never dies
Erik: I AM the vision that dies...I am the last thing that most people ever see before being slapped in the face with a 10 pound maul
Sean: Does this mean we are going to practice tonight? If so, I'm in.
Pat: Tonight’s tough for me, moving (again)
Erik: tonight would be tough for me too
Sean: Looks like i'm changing diapers then. "Tanks for nutin'"!!!!
Joe: Good Call. I would rather change diapers than be with Jon
Jon: I would rather change drummers than deal with you. I hear Steven Adler is available.
Pat: you home yet? glad to hear that the surgery went well. jon still smells awful and erik still has no talent
Joe: I just got home yesterday. Just taking it easy. I hope jon slips on the ice for RIT Hockey kickoff.
Sean: I hope that during the show Friday night.....A giant tornado comes through and kills all of you.
Jon: Well the downside is that I would be dead, but the upside is that Erik would be dead. I’m liking this idea. Sacrifices must be made.
I can picture it now; Erik gets sucked up into a vortex and spit out over Darien Lake. His lifeless corpse tangled up in the Superman Ride of Steel framework. Maybe a foot lands in the wave pool. A pair or soiled mesh shorts falls onto the midway… that’s what dreams are made of.
Pat: Please let it be Jon. [link to D&C story of guy getting stabbed on Monroe ave]
Jon: Damn, that’s at the end of my street! I didn’t hear sirens or anything last night. Weird.
That building is sketchy. Always a bunch of losers hanging out on the front steps. Erik, you would fit right in.
Erik: I made an announcement in the musician's community forum…..should be showing up soon
Jon: Your coming out announcement? Good place for it.
Random Craigslist Guy reading announcement: “Okay I was never sure if there really was a GOD until I went to the Mulletude website and saw their video's, now I'm sure there is NO GOD! This has to be the worst band ever! The whole mullet thing I get, it's a joke, but the truth is the band sucks and their hiding behind the gimmic. The singer couldn't hold a note if it was in a cup and the rest of this joke for a band should stay in the basement and play to their 4 friends. A-Pub has indeed falling to the lowest point ever. I know the economy is rough right now but is this the way to go? I think not. I would rather hear a DJ spin the tunes, than to watch some moronish band pretend to be something their not. If I had a mullet and thank god I don't and never have, I would be pissed if this was all there was to represent my style. Mulletude, please crawl back under the turd you climbed through to reach the sun and forget about being onstage. A-Pub you should really think about what you're a doing to the business, find another way to entertain the soon to be gone crowd.”
Pat: I kinda want to do a missed connections post playing a joke on erik
“I saw you at high fidelity playing guitar, you looked like a gorilla with a jonas brother’s haircut. I’m into that stuff, I’m like that lady from Connecticut. I want to j*** on your t*** and punch you in the face.”
Pat: Did a quick check don’t think I have it, will look some more later
Erik: No pat, He's not talking about the rainbow logo you have used all too often
Jon: Swing by your place at 8:30?
Erik: as long as its from a noose
Erik: Listen, I just wanted to remind everyone, that between the velvet lies, there's a truth that's hard as steel
Let's try and keep that in mind
Pat: Hopefully you’re the opposite of the vision that never dies
Erik: I AM the vision that dies...I am the last thing that most people ever see before being slapped in the face with a 10 pound maul
Sean: Does this mean we are going to practice tonight? If so, I'm in.
Pat: Tonight’s tough for me, moving (again)
Erik: tonight would be tough for me too
Sean: Looks like i'm changing diapers then. "Tanks for nutin'"!!!!
Joe: Good Call. I would rather change diapers than be with Jon
Jon: I would rather change drummers than deal with you. I hear Steven Adler is available.
Pat: you home yet? glad to hear that the surgery went well. jon still smells awful and erik still has no talent
Joe: I just got home yesterday. Just taking it easy. I hope jon slips on the ice for RIT Hockey kickoff.
Sean: I hope that during the show Friday night.....A giant tornado comes through and kills all of you.
Jon: Well the downside is that I would be dead, but the upside is that Erik would be dead. I’m liking this idea. Sacrifices must be made.
I can picture it now; Erik gets sucked up into a vortex and spit out over Darien Lake. His lifeless corpse tangled up in the Superman Ride of Steel framework. Maybe a foot lands in the wave pool. A pair or soiled mesh shorts falls onto the midway… that’s what dreams are made of.
Pat: Please let it be Jon. [link to D&C story of guy getting stabbed on Monroe ave]
Jon: Damn, that’s at the end of my street! I didn’t hear sirens or anything last night. Weird.
That building is sketchy. Always a bunch of losers hanging out on the front steps. Erik, you would fit right in.
Erik: I made an announcement in the musician's community forum…..should be showing up soon
Jon: Your coming out announcement? Good place for it.
Random Craigslist Guy reading announcement: “Okay I was never sure if there really was a GOD until I went to the Mulletude website and saw their video's, now I'm sure there is NO GOD! This has to be the worst band ever! The whole mullet thing I get, it's a joke, but the truth is the band sucks and their hiding behind the gimmic. The singer couldn't hold a note if it was in a cup and the rest of this joke for a band should stay in the basement and play to their 4 friends. A-Pub has indeed falling to the lowest point ever. I know the economy is rough right now but is this the way to go? I think not. I would rather hear a DJ spin the tunes, than to watch some moronish band pretend to be something their not. If I had a mullet and thank god I don't and never have, I would be pissed if this was all there was to represent my style. Mulletude, please crawl back under the turd you climbed through to reach the sun and forget about being onstage. A-Pub you should really think about what you're a doing to the business, find another way to entertain the soon to be gone crowd.”
Pat: I kinda want to do a missed connections post playing a joke on erik
“I saw you at high fidelity playing guitar, you looked like a gorilla with a jonas brother’s haircut. I’m into that stuff, I’m like that lady from Connecticut. I want to j*** on your t*** and punch you in the face.”
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Video from East End Fest
Thanks to everyone who came out and rocked. Apparently we made the news again this year (Ch 13) - my betamax bit the dust, will work to get footage.
meenwhile, here are a couple vids from Rochesterunderground
Panama
Photograph
meenwhile, here are a couple vids from Rochesterunderground
Panama
Photograph
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
East End Fest - June 5, 2009
As an appropraite warm up to those less talented and less entertaining musishuns playing the Jazz Festivul the following week; Mulletude will be rawking the East End Fest in front of the Channal 10 building on East Ave. on Friday June 5th from 8 to 11 pm. (yes, we will actually begin on time at 8pm).
You remember the East End Fest...when you were 23, you met your first wife and her 3 kids there. It happened right before you peed your pants outside of Salingers and right after some guys from Greece with the same haircuts yelled a lot of threatening stuff at you while walking away. Ahhh, memory's.
You are going to want to get there early before it gets crowded. Candid is on before us at 6:45. Other stages will feeture 50/50, Unkle Plum, and our friends in the Isotopes. There will be lots of beer, lots of sweat, tons of portojohns, and loud music. Everything that makes life sweet. If you don't think that is sweet, perhaps you'd like to go see Michael MacDonald the following week. I here Clay Aiken has extra tickets.
A little refresher from last year:
You remember the East End Fest...when you were 23, you met your first wife and her 3 kids there. It happened right before you peed your pants outside of Salingers and right after some guys from Greece with the same haircuts yelled a lot of threatening stuff at you while walking away. Ahhh, memory's.
You are going to want to get there early before it gets crowded. Candid is on before us at 6:45. Other stages will feeture 50/50, Unkle Plum, and our friends in the Isotopes. There will be lots of beer, lots of sweat, tons of portojohns, and loud music. Everything that makes life sweet. If you don't think that is sweet, perhaps you'd like to go see Michael MacDonald the following week. I here Clay Aiken has extra tickets.
A little refresher from last year:
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
We've got a stimulus for you...
3 more days until our show with Papercut Ninjas and Hooligans' Island at A Pub Live, Friday, April 3, 9:00-2:00. New songs, $2 bud draftts.
We'll be playing outside of Easy on East (formerly High Fidelity) at the East End Fest, Friday, June 5th. That's rad.
We'll be playing outside of Easy on East (formerly High Fidelity) at the East End Fest, Friday, June 5th. That's rad.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Mulletude De-Flowering Show on April 3
We're back!
We no you've gotten cozy sitting around your section 8 apartment and/or trailer home with no purpose, no agenda, no reeson to keep on livin. That's all about to change! Friday, April 3 at A-Pub Live. The fun begins at 9 pm with our friends in Hooligan's Island and Papercut Ninjas. Mulletude rocks your pants off after that.
A-Pub Live is located on Lawrence Street behind Daisy Dukes and across from The Pig. In other words, it's near the corner of East & Alexander. You can park in the East End garage for free and walk or in one of the pay lots near bye the bar. If you are smarte, you will get there at 8:30 and find a free on-street spot and pound beers with the band before we go on. Just a sugjestion.
We'll have plenty of new songs plus all the old clasicks. Be ready to rock... children of the night!
We no you've gotten cozy sitting around your section 8 apartment and/or trailer home with no purpose, no agenda, no reeson to keep on livin. That's all about to change! Friday, April 3 at A-Pub Live. The fun begins at 9 pm with our friends in Hooligan's Island and Papercut Ninjas. Mulletude rocks your pants off after that.
A-Pub Live is located on Lawrence Street behind Daisy Dukes and across from The Pig. In other words, it's near the corner of East & Alexander. You can park in the East End garage for free and walk or in one of the pay lots near bye the bar. If you are smarte, you will get there at 8:30 and find a free on-street spot and pound beers with the band before we go on. Just a sugjestion.
We'll have plenty of new songs plus all the old clasicks. Be ready to rock... children of the night!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Don't be a wuss tonight
Two options for tonight
A) Sit at home wrapped up in a slanket watching America's Funniest Mobile Home Videos on ABC Family while pondering what kind of pathetic loser you have to be to miss the rock show of the year because the wind is cold.
B) Suck it up, put on a hat, get to High Fidelity early to avoid lines and drink more, buy a Mulletude T shirt or three for added warmth, and rock your ass off for our last High Fidelity show
We're going to get the show started as early as possible to squeeze in as many triumphant anthems and jean creaming power ballads as possible.
A) Sit at home wrapped up in a slanket watching America's Funniest Mobile Home Videos on ABC Family while pondering what kind of pathetic loser you have to be to miss the rock show of the year because the wind is cold.
B) Suck it up, put on a hat, get to High Fidelity early to avoid lines and drink more, buy a Mulletude T shirt or three for added warmth, and rock your ass off for our last High Fidelity show
We're going to get the show started as early as possible to squeeze in as many triumphant anthems and jean creaming power ballads as possible.
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