Mulletude

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Sean Sweetwater

Guest Vocalist
Birthplace: Penny Arcade
Day Job: Court-ordered community service
First Album: Aldo Nova, "Fantasy"
Likes: Fire, blackouts
Dislikes: Breathalyzers, cirrhosis

What else are you going to do Friday?

Clubs
ACOUSTIC

THE CHOCOLATE BAR
355 East Ave, 262-2030
Ben Torres

Chocolate bars are great. WHEN YOUR SEVEN.

JOHNNY'S IRISH PUB
1382 Culver Rd, 224-0990
-Jumbo Shrimp 5pm
-Fishbone Soup 9pm

We like these guys in spite of their clean clothes and apathy towards Satan

LITTLE THEATRE CAFE
240 East Ave (in back) 232-3906
Lisa Winter 8:30-10:30pm

Cafe? No way.

THE PIG
7 Lawrence St, 546-6150
Tony Catalfamo

The Pig refers to their female clientele

THALI OF INDIA
3259 Winton Rd S, 427-8030
Tommy Gravino & Ryan Carrey 7-9pm

Isn't India a city in Pakistan? Weird.

TRIPHAMMER GRILL
60 Brown's Race, 262-2700
Shared Genes 7pm

You'll share genes in your jeans when you see us instead

COUNTRY

THE FLIPSIDE BAR & GRILL
2001 E Main St, 288-3930
Dave Donnelly Band

Country? Next!

ALTERNATIVE

BOULDER COFFEE COMPANY
100 Alexander St, 454-7140
Devall Music, John Sacheli & Jack Harlan 8pm

Coffee? None for me thanks

MONTY'S KROWN
875 Monroe Ave, 271-7050
The Split & Dawn of War

If Dawn's doing the splits, then that actually might be cool

BLUES

BEALE STREET CAFE
689 South Ave, 271-4650
Billy Joe & the Blues Gypsies w/ Gypsy Lou 6:30-10:30pm

Gypsies drive us carnies crazy. And besides.. EVERY BLUES SONG IS THE SAME! Boooring.

THE LANDING BAR & GRILLE
30 Village Landing, Fairport, 425-7490
Coupe de Villes

More like Poop de Villes

MERCHANTS GRILL
881 Merchants Rd, 482-2010
Deep Blue

More like Deep Blew

PINEAPPLE JACK'S
485 Spencerport Rd, 247-JACK
Comotion (happy hour) Legendary Dukes (eve)

I'm not so good at speling but even I know Commotion has too Ms. Mulletude only has one.

RAB'S WOODSHED
4440 Lake Ave, 663-4610
Dan Schmitt & the Shadows 10pm-2am

We'll take these guys to the woodshed.

SEVENS SPORTS BAR
@ Finger Lakes Gaming & Racetrack, Rt 96, Farmington, 924-3232
Steve Grills & the Roadmasters 8-11pm

Gambling is pretty sweet, but who wants to listen to blues when wasting your money?

SMOKIN' JOE'S BAR & GRILL
425 Lyell Ave. 647-1540
Deep Blue Dream

More like Deep Blew Dream

COUNTRY

CALIFORNIA BREW HAUS
402 Ridge Rd W, 621-1480
Dang! (18 & Over) 10pm

What, are Gadzooks! Gee Willikers! and Criminy! not opening?

MICELI'S RESTAURANT
1011 Pittsford-Palmyra Rd, Macedon, 315-986-2955
JB & Co.

Where the hell is Mastedon, NY? Never heard of it. Area code 315? 315 chicks are really hot.

MULLIGAN'S PUB
4618 W Ridge Rd, (Inside Rochester Sports Dome) 349-3383
Dave Lawrence

THE ROOST
4853 W. Henrietta Rd, 321-1170
Blue Sky

More like Blew Sky

DJ

CHARADES LOUNGE
at RIT Inn & Conference Center, 5257 W. Henrietta Rd, 359-1800
Jimmy C.

COYOTE JOE'S
384 East Ave, 232-7170
Guest DJ

Oooooo, guest DJ. That'll pack em in.

PANORAMA NIGHT CLUB & SPORTS BAR
730 Elmgrove Rd, Gates, 247-2190
DJ Pete

TAPAS 177
177 St Paul St, 262-2090
Latin DJ

Have fun with Ricky Martin and his boyfriends

TAYLOR'S
3300 Monroe Ave, 381-3000
Main Room - DJ Disco Warren, John, Bob or Jim 8:30pm-2am & Edge Room - Current hits & requests w/ DJ Bob

If your idea of fun is grinding on 50 year old divorced grandmas with front butt, be my guest.

TP'S IRISH REST & SPORTS PUB
916 Panorama Trail, 385-4160
Halloween Party

TP is great if you're going to the bathroom

VINYL
291 Alexander St
DJ Semlo

More like DJ Semblo

GROOVE ROCK

WATER STREET MUSIC HALL
204 N Water St, 325-5600
Max Creek (16 & Over) 9pm

16 & over? You can make out with random chicks at our show and not be scared of going to jail.

JAZZ

Jazz? Jazz is cool if you're on death row and want to get prepared for life in hell.

THE GRILL AT STRATHALLAN
550 East Ave, 454-1880
Paul Hofmann Duo 5-8pm
Pianist Frank Strazzeri w/ Bob Sneider Trio

THE LODGE AT WOODCLIFF
Rt 96, Perinton, 381-4000
Bob DiBaudo 7:30pm-12:30am

STARRY NITES CAFE
696 University Ave, 271-2630
Squeaky Chair Jazz Band 8-11pm

STUCKO'S BAR & GRILL
2260 Clifford Ave, 482-6010
Greg Wachala & Dave Arenius 6-8pm

KARAOKE

If you like karaoke, something really bad needs to happen to you.

BOULEVARD
412 Empire Blvd, 288-8123
Karaoke & DJ w/ Patsy the Karaoke Kid featuring 70's, 80's & 90's music 10pm-2am

CRESCENT BEACH
1372 Edgemere Dr, 227-3600
Karaoke contest w/ Jimmy C's Music Machine

JEREMIAH'S TAVERN
1104 Monroe Ave, 461-1313
Karaoke w/ Nik & the Nice Guys 10pm

Question: What's the only thing less rocking than Nik and the Nice guys?
Answer: Karaoke with Nick and the Nice Guys

PINEAPPLE JACK'S
485 Spencerport Rd, 247-JACK
Karaoke w/ Frankie the Soulman

SHORTS
35 N Main St, Fairport, 388-0136
w/ Summer Bob

ROCK

A-PUB LIVE
6 Lawrence St, 262-2060
Download

THE BAY BAR & GRILL
372 Manitou Rd, Hilton, 392-7700
Define Normal 9:30pm-1:30am

THE CLUB at WATER ST
204 N Water St, 325-5600
Fri Night ROC Halloween Bash w/ Remember Tomorrow w/ Nate in public CD release, The Overview, Victory at last, Skylar Sarkis, Draffin & more (16 & Over) 6pm

THE COTTAGE HOTEL OF MENDON
1390 Pittsford-Mendon Rd, 624-1390
Rick Reddington

THE DUB LAND UNDERGROUND
315 Alexander St, 232-7550
Call for Info

Ooo, call for info! That's almost as appealing as Guest DJ.

HIGH FIDELITY
170 East Ave, 325-6490
Halloween Bash w/ Mulletude & Papercut Ninjas 10pm

Ok these guys rule

THE JUKEBOX
5435 Ridge Rd, Spencerport, 352-4505
Jaded Lady

THE KEG
315 Gregory St, 473-5070
The King Bees & Psychedelic Ghetto Pimps 7-8:30pm

McGHAN'S
11 Main St, Victor, 924-3660
Smokehouse

MERCHANT ST SMOKEHOUSE
48 Merchant St, Brockport, 637-6020
Paul Killian 5-9pm
The Fury 11pm

MILLENNIUM
2235 Empire Blvd, Webster, 671-5359
Call For Info

How is Call For Info playing at two bars at the same time. That's amazing! Even we can't do that.

MONTAGE MUSIC HALL
50 Chestnut St, 232-1520
Halloween Show w/ Pia Mater, Subsoil, Spooner & more 8pm

NOLA'S BBQ
4775 Lake Ave, 663-3375
Halloween Show w/ Uncle Plum (inside) 10pm-2am

Why in the world would you want to see your Uncle's Plums? Gross

SLAMMERS BAR & GRILL
4650 Dewey Ave, 663-4455
7th Heaven 10pm

SPENDERS
1600 Lyell Ave, 458-2070
Swift Kick w/Springer

STOOGES
519 Plaza, E. Ridge Rd, 266-9559
Halloween Party w/ Enter Eden & 8th Day

WILLOW INN
428 Manitou Rd, Hilton, 392-3489
Just Mike 7-11pm

ROCKABILLY

DINOSAUR BAR-B-QUE
99 Court St, 325-7090
Krypton 88

Mike Dickinson

Manager
Birthplace: Leeds, England
Day Job: Glass blower
Likes: Wrestling, Barrel of Dolls
Dislikes: Diarrhea, Monogamy

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Sting Ray Rodriguez

Former Instrument: Whistle
Job Status: Fired
Reason for dismissal: Didn't blow into the microphone
Birthplace: Parts Unknown
Day Job: Septic tank inspector
Likes: Foxy's, OxyContin
Dislikes: Underwear, last call

Chris Flava

Former Instrument: Whistle
Job Status: Fired
Reason for Dismissal: Missed his cue. Twice.
Birthplace: Batavia, NY
Day Job: Stripper
Likes: Forties, streaking
Dislikes: Mr. McMahon, words with more than two syllables

Mulletude behind the scenes (continued)

People may realize how consumed the members of Mulletude are with rocking and knocking up chicks. People probably don't realize that we're also consumed with hatred for each other. Here are some greatest hits from emails back and forth.

Feel the love

Joe: I still want to do Steelheart.
Erik: like, all the members?

Jon: I am making a guitar center run after work. Let me know if you need stuff.
Erik: you to die on the way

Jon:For eveyone’s convenience, I have provided a list of bands that are forever banned from the Mulletude set list. There will be no:
Accept,Krokus,Y&T,Triumph,Stryper,Hanoi Rocks,Mr. Big,Damn Yankees,Firehouse ,Enuff z Nuff ,Nitro ,Helix ,Keel ,Bang Tango ,Jackyl ,Vain ,Kick Axe ,Giant ,Trixter ,Danger Danger ,Tyketto ,Lizzy Borden,Pretty Boy Floyd ,Hurricane ,Tuff,Black 'n' Blue (sorry Tommy Thayer - you are no Ace),Aldo Nova,House of Lords ,Babylon A.D. ,Tora Tora,T.N.T.,Sleeze Beez ,King Kobra ,Shotgun Messiah,Killer Dwarfs ,Saigon Kick,Nelson
Joe: Man, you typed that list up fast. Are those the bands on your compilation cd? Hoarding all these bands for your next band?
Jon: A simple google search of "sh*tty 80’s bands" gave me this comprehensive and accurate list. A simple google search of "sh*tty guitar players" bgave me a picture of Erik.

Erik: We'll have to stop after the solo on Fallen angel just like we do for bark at the moon so I can let that note ring out before I start the main riff again.
Pat:Go upstairs and practice for once and let it ring out while you play the riff.
Erik: yes, because having that note and the chords ring out at the same time is in fact in the realm of possibility....
Please do something dangerous on your way home today and die (you know, like driving UP to the speed limit.....scary stuff!)
Pat: I can’t go as fast as you because I didn’t get a spoiler on my grocery getter like you did
Erik: no, you cant go as fast as me because you in fact do not possess a pen1s
Pat: Speaking of spoilers, I have another for you. You will die alone.

Pat: What was going on in CT
Erik: my grandmother's 87th birthday so it was a mini family reunion
Pat: They'll reunite at your funeral this weekend.
Wait no they won't. no one likes you.

Joe: The song just plods along. It doesn't have the same energy as Lick It Up.
I still prefer Lick It Up, AliveIII version
Erik: i prefer Lick it Up, the Jon Sucks version (where the "it" was jon's own salty tears of depression and loss, spawned from his realization that he will always in fact suck).
Jon: How about Lick it Up the donkey kong remix. You know, the one where some d-bag named Sportymusic33 aimlessly mashes his guitar strings for 3 ½ painful minutes.

Erik: Heat of the moment
Pat: Heat of the moment?
Erik: you know, Asia....everyone would know it
Pat: Everyone would know Wake me up before you go go don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo too and it would be less gay to boot.
Erik: you are forgetting the chicks....just because you have your first girlfriend ever now and can successfully cross that off of your sorry to-do list, doesnt mean we should stop pandering to them
Pat:Pandering to chicks = good. Pandering to guys who don’t like chicks = bad.
Erik: exactly, so we should stop listening to you. for good
Jon: I refuse to do Heat of the Moment. Problem solved. The song sucks a$$. We can pander to chicks with power ballads.
Erik: I love how Jon thinks he has the power to veto anything.......when we can replace a bass player with a pedal or 2......or with about 2 days worth of steamy craps i can save in a bucket
Jon: I don’t think a bucket of poop has the patience to sit there and watch you bang away on a fret board in the wrong key for 3 hours.