Monday, August 1, 2011

Park Ave Fest this Weekend

Fresh off our triumphant gig at the Isaac Heating & Cooling Employee Picnic, we’ll be servicing our female fan’s air ducts this weekend at Park Ave Fest! The fun starts this Saturday, August 6, at 1 pm with acoustical stylings of Sean Fahy. He’s the lovechild of Richard Marx and Rob Thomas, without the hair. It continues with our favorite guitar & drum duo, Jumbo Shrimp at 2:30 pm. They are Erik’s second favorite thing that involves two dudes. Lastly, it’s Mulletude and Trapper Keeper from 4:30 – 7pm. Not sure who is going on first, we’ll let the two bands fight it out. See you this Saturday.






Sunday, June 19, 2011

Das German Haus - Friday, June 24, 2011

Hot on the heels of our riot inciting performance at (broken) Rib Fest, Mulletude and Trapper Keeper will be gracing the stage with Police Tribute "Driven To Tears" at the German House in the South Wedge on Friday, June 24. It's the evening before the Rochester Real Beer Expo on Gregory Street where you can sample fine craft beers from as far away as Gates! To kick it off, we'll be giving samples of Utica Club and herpes to the crowd. The band got involved in some of the Charlotte Beach riots, check it out!








Wednesday, June 1, 2011

We've moved over to facebook

You don't need to have a facebook account.

http://www.facebook.com/Mulletude

Monday, July 12, 2010

Trajedy Strikes Twice


Back in May, it was premachurly reported that Erik Von Carhart was killed in a boat exploshun. As luck might have it, when they recovered his body, Erik was just passed out from whip-its he had done moment prior to the devastashin. His long road back to recovery hit a bit of a snag last week while he was rehabbing on the canel trail near Pitsford. Theirs no easy way to say it. Erik was R'd by a B. In otherwords rapped by a bear. He was quoted in the D&Ce saying "it was humiliating the way he let his friend watch". Need less to say, our September gig at Bugaboo Creek is cancelled. An onlooker snapped this photo.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Audishuning New Guitarest


It is with great sorrow that I announce the passing or Mulletude guitarest Erik Von Carhart. Erik was killed last night in a spectacular boat exploshun in the retention pond outside of his trailer court (see picture). We'll be collecting his remains with a pool skimmer later today if anyone would like to join us. Calling hours will be held at the street meat cart outside of the Village Gate between 1:00 and 1:08 p.m. tomorrow. There will be no funeral ceremony since nobody replied to the facebook invite that was mysteriously sent out prior to his deth.


In other news: Mulletude is on the serch for a NEW GUITAREST! If you can shred with the likes of CC Deville, Carlos Cavazo, and Jake E. Lee then show up at Erik's calling hours. Bring food. You must have your own gear and drug connection/lab. Pleese leave your illigitamates at home. No nagging baby mamas either.

Monday, May 17, 2010

RIP Ronnie James Dio


Since Lars Ulrich weighed in on the passing of Dio, we thought it was appororiate that Mulletude did as well. Dio was the undisputed leader of real metal fans. That's truth that's hard as steel. I would guess that if you added up all the times the band and our fans have seen Dio, Sabbath, or Rainbow it would add up to hundreds. He was that influential and always a great performer. And what he lacked in height, he made up for in flawless vocal performances night after night. Better yet, he's from freakin' Cortland, NY.



Dio is our Jim Morrison, our Kurt Cobain, our John Lennon. Except way better and more talented. The last time I checked, John Lennon never wrote about neon knights, riding a tiger, or standing on a silver mountain.




So here's to you Dio - you were a rainbow in the dark.




\m/

Friday, May 14, 2010

Mulletude at German House with The Isotopes Fri May 14th




$5 pre-sale tickets are available at the Record Archive and the Keg. $7 at the door. Or you can buy them right here and have them waiting at Will Call ($0.50 surcharge per ticket to pay those greedy paypals)



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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Feel the love

Here is a glimpse into behind-the-scenes Mulletude planning.  Rock shows as awesome as our's require much thought.

Feel the love

Erik: listen, we HAVE to practice early wednesday -- even if you guys have to scoot out of work a little early. I have to work at 830PM - 7AM both tuesday and wednesday nights.
So I wuold say 6PM at the LATEST.
So pull some strings, but get there early.please

Pat: No problem here.
I don’t envy you. It really sucks to be you.
Which has nothing to do with your terrible work schedule, incidentally

******

Pat: I hope Erik has a hemorrhage and dies during a Poison song

Jon: Unlike the Poison song, I WILL Forget You, Erik.

Erik: Ah, look what the cat dragged in...my bandmates. I understand you guys are just looking for nothing but a good time when you talk dirty to me, But you have to realize that you are just showing me that every rose has its thorn -- which is no way to tear down the walls I have built up.

Instead of making me cry tough, why not instead give me something to believe in. I know you guys think it's bad to be good, but you can
still send me some good love from time to time.

Otherwise, *I* will play dirty. I will use your native tongue when i state this so I know you understand: I will blame it on you when I make it a matter of flesh and blood when i throw your worthless bodies off a ravine....ride the wind f8ckers!

With that, I invite you to open up and say ahh....PISS!

******

Joe: Are we still on for Practice tonight?
Pat: I’m in
Jeff: I’m available.
Jon: Yes.
Erik: F you - *I* give the final OK
and I say yes, only if someone is bringing diet cola and everyone punches Jon in the ribcage

******

Joe: Now, why is it when I ask( for the third time)
"So, now that we have a date established.
-Any new songs do you want to try and squeeze in?"
It falls on deaf ears.
BUT WHEN JON WRITES EVERYONE RESPONDS LIKE A CALL IN FOR FREE TICKETS.

Jon: Any new songs you guys want to work on for these gigs?

Pat: Good question, Jon. Wish someone had thought of asking that.

Erik: who cares - they will just be songs i will grow to hate

******

Jon: Pat has replicated our Mulletude DVD so we can sell them on Sunday at the Superbowl Party for Jerremy. I am putting together a quick, cheap black & white cover with the Mulletude logo on it (below). Right now, it’s titled “Live at the German House”. Can anyone come up with a better title?

Erik: Jon's Farewell Show

******

Pat: Teddy geiger’s picture on the front page is pretty funny. What a girl

Jeff: Kinda looks like Erik’s high school yearbook photo.

Erik: *sigh*
it kind of does......

******

Pat: Erik, your job today is to get something on craigs list and then drop dead. We’re counting on you

Erik: may not happen....or will have to wait until tonight -- I am testing all day
all WEEK actually. In fact I have 2 overnight shifts this week....so i am not going to be able to counted on for much of anything....

Joe: You're poop. I hate you.

******

Joe: We need to really review Slide it in or come to a consensus.
There are a lot of breaks we are missing and are adding in the song.
I just finished listening to it about 5 times and we are over complicating it.

Erik: you are overcomplicating our gig
*Erik likes this*

Joe: You over complicate a lawn mower. I hope there is a fuel leak on your boat in the middle of bay.

******

Joe: did you want to try Foolin? I know that one.

Jon: I was just thinking, maybe we should keep Foolin’ in the set too.

Joe: I despise you

******

Erik: You're in love is a favorite as is just got lucky

I'm telling you, beautiful girls would go over well....

Joe: I'd like to see you go over in a well.

******

Pat: (to Handsome B. Wonderful of the Isotopes) We have a lot of stuff to discuss but I wanted to get the very very very important stuff out of the way first.
We’re debuting Whitesnake Slide It In – how do you feel about the Topes and the Dancers coming on stage and grinding all over each other while we play? Song needs copious amounts of humping.

Handsome: Sounds pretty funny. I would only grind on dudes wearing mullet wigs though. Especially blond ones

Jon: You may grind me but only from behind. I have a scorching case of herpes on the ‘ole tallywacker.

Monday, April 5, 2010

May 14th German House

Yet another triumphant return. Fri May 14th back at German House - this time we'll be joining forces with The Isotopes. Their songs might not have words but they totally make up for it with tasteful humor, ball splitting riffs, hot chicks who put out, and wicked science. Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

More details soon.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

dan-cing machine



Friday, October 30, 2009

Preparation for the gig

Erik: I am picking up the gym membership today at 4, and I am grabbing the Good Guys Pizza gift card tomorrow. I think Minnow is going to go collect the one from the Wintonaire, unless someone objects to that...


Pat: I object to your existence

What's the German word for holy crap tonight is going to rock your nuts off?

That's what's in store tonight at German House.

I can't control myself today.  I'm drinkin way faster than I normully do in the morning at my day job.

If you don't have tix, don't pretend like you have something better to do until 10:30 (we know you don't) - we're gonna have a big crowd because we're awesome and Jerremy gets more love than Steve Phillips gets from fat girls that look like me.

October 30 at the German House!



Dear Mullet-mulitia,
It's that time of year again... Our annual Halloween show will take place the night before Halloween. For you math-letes our there, that means Friday, October 30! Why? Simple. We understand that our loyal fans have many, many illegitimate kids from as far away as Wayne and Genesee Counties. This will give you, their court appointed guardians, an opportunity to feed the kids for a week on Halloween candy. So you are free to trick or treat on Saturday and proceed to put yourself into a diabetic coma from too many Malo cups, Nekko wafers and MD 20/20.

We also want you to know that Mulletude cares. Not just about hookers and blow, but also about the loyal fans that support our lifestyles. One of our favorites, Jerremy Lorch, suffered a paralyzing spinal injury in August. Proceeds from the Halloween show will go to support his need for an accessible van so he won't miss the next show. Check out his blog at http://www.jerremyrocks.org/. And remember, if you were injured in an accident, we would do the same for you! So please, buy a ticket, come support a good cause, and get black-out drunk for devil’s sake!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Mulletude on craigslist

Usually we stick to the casual encounters section, but this time we're in the musicians forum

http://rochester.craigslist.org/muc/1441281749.html


Friday, October 9, 2009

Feel the love

Jon: Do either of you have a high res version of our logo or the original file that Fish did?

Pat: Did a quick check don’t think I have it, will look some more later

Erik: No pat, He's not talking about the rainbow logo you have used all too often


Jon: Swing by your place at 8:30?

Erik: as long as its from a noose


Erik: Listen, I just wanted to remind everyone, that between the velvet lies, there's a truth that's hard as steel

Let's try and keep that in mind

Pat: Hopefully you’re the opposite of the vision that never dies

Erik: I AM the vision that dies...I am the last thing that most people ever see before being slapped in the face with a 10 pound maul


Sean: Does this mean we are going to practice tonight? If so, I'm in.

Pat: Tonight’s tough for me, moving (again)

Erik: tonight would be tough for me too

Sean: Looks like i'm changing diapers then. "Tanks for nutin'"!!!!

Joe: Good Call. I would rather change diapers than be with Jon

Jon: I would rather change drummers than deal with you. I hear Steven Adler is available.


Pat: you home yet? glad to hear that the surgery went well. jon still smells awful and erik still has no talent

Joe: I just got home yesterday. Just taking it easy. I hope jon slips on the ice for RIT Hockey kickoff.


Sean: I hope that during the show Friday night.....A giant tornado comes through and kills all of you.

Jon: Well the downside is that I would be dead, but the upside is that Erik would be dead. I’m liking this idea. Sacrifices must be made.



I can picture it now; Erik gets sucked up into a vortex and spit out over Darien Lake. His lifeless corpse tangled up in the Superman Ride of Steel framework. Maybe a foot lands in the wave pool. A pair or soiled mesh shorts falls onto the midway… that’s what dreams are made of.


Pat: Please let it be Jon. [link to D&C story of guy getting stabbed on Monroe ave]

Jon: Damn, that’s at the end of my street! I didn’t hear sirens or anything last night. Weird.


That building is sketchy. Always a bunch of losers hanging out on the front steps. Erik, you would fit right in.


Erik: I made an announcement in the musician's community forum…..should be showing up soon

Jon: Your coming out announcement? Good place for it.

Random Craigslist Guy reading announcement: “Okay I was never sure if there really was a GOD until I went to the Mulletude website and saw their video's, now I'm sure there is NO GOD! This has to be the worst band ever! The whole mullet thing I get, it's a joke, but the truth is the band sucks and their hiding behind the gimmic. The singer couldn't hold a note if it was in a cup and the rest of this joke for a band should stay in the basement and play to their 4 friends. A-Pub has indeed falling to the lowest point ever. I know the economy is rough right now but is this the way to go? I think not. I would rather hear a DJ spin the tunes, than to watch some moronish band pretend to be something their not. If I had a mullet and thank god I don't and never have, I would be pissed if this was all there was to represent my style. Mulletude, please crawl back under the turd you climbed through to reach the sun and forget about being onstage. A-Pub you should really think about what you're a doing to the business, find another way to entertain the soon to be gone crowd.”

Pat: I kinda want to do a missed connections post playing a joke on erik

“I saw you at high fidelity playing guitar, you looked like a gorilla with a jonas brother’s haircut. I’m into that stuff, I’m like that lady from Connecticut. I want to j*** on your t*** and punch you in the face.”

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mulletude Summer Kamp

EVC's first good idea of his life

http://rochester.craigslist.org/muc/1257574067.html

Monday, June 8, 2009

Video from East End Fest

Thanks to everyone who came out and rocked. Apparently we made the news again this year (Ch 13) - my betamax bit the dust, will work to get footage.

meenwhile, here are a couple vids from Rochesterunderground

Panama

Photograph

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

East End Fest - June 5, 2009

As an appropraite warm up to those less talented and less entertaining musishuns playing the Jazz Festivul the following week; Mulletude will be rawking the East End Fest in front of the Channal 10 building on East Ave. on Friday June 5th from 8 to 11 pm. (yes, we will actually begin on time at 8pm).

You remember the East End Fest...when you were 23, you met your first wife and her 3 kids there. It happened right before you peed your pants outside of Salingers and right after some guys from Greece with the same haircuts yelled a lot of threatening stuff at you while walking away. Ahhh, memory's.

You are going to want to get there early before it gets crowded. Candid is on before us at 6:45. Other stages will feeture 50/50, Unkle Plum, and our friends in the Isotopes. There will be lots of beer, lots of sweat, tons of portojohns, and loud music. Everything that makes life sweet. If you don't think that is sweet, perhaps you'd like to go see Michael MacDonald the following week. I here Clay Aiken has extra tickets.

A little refresher from last year:

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

We've got a stimulus for you...

3 more days until our show with Papercut Ninjas and Hooligans' Island at A Pub Live, Friday, April 3, 9:00-2:00. New songs, $2 bud draftts.

We'll be playing outside of Easy on East (formerly High Fidelity) at the East End Fest, Friday, June 5th. That's rad.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Mulletude De-Flowering Show on April 3

We're back!

We no you've gotten cozy sitting around your section 8 apartment and/or trailer home with no purpose, no agenda, no reeson to keep on livin. That's all about to change! Friday, April 3 at A-Pub Live. The fun begins at 9 pm with our friends in Hooligan's Island and Papercut Ninjas. Mulletude rocks your pants off after that.

A-Pub Live is located on Lawrence Street behind Daisy Dukes and across from The Pig. In other words, it's near the corner of East & Alexander. You can park in the East End garage for free and walk or in one of the pay lots near bye the bar. If you are smarte, you will get there at 8:30 and find a free on-street spot and pound beers with the band before we go on. Just a sugjestion.

We'll have plenty of new songs plus all the old clasicks. Be ready to rock... children of the night!